A poem created from the messages I’ve received on Tinder.
Hey! I know it’s late
But do you want to come over
I’m at 214
Congratulations, you have matched!
Please select one of the following options:
For casual conversation, press 1
For a corny pick-up line, Press 2
For a more risqué pick-up line, Press 3
To schedule a date, Press 4
To see more options, Press 5 (work in progress)
Does that impress you?
You look cute in workout clothes
Too many guys trying to get into your pants?
Happens to me on a daily basis (*sarcasm*).
I don’t want to tease you with anything
too provocative and scare you away.
I’ll be direct here
So I’m tryna just hook up.
You down with that?
I apologize for the rudeness lol
When would you like to have me over?